1. Sit inside and read another Aubrey/Maturin novel, thanking your lucky stars that there are actually quite a few left in the series, and you needn't commit suicide through sheer black depression just yet.
2. Decide that you've been sitting around too long. You need exercise. EXERCISE, damn it! Decide to go work out.
3. Lie down under the industrial strength ceiling fan in your bedroom to dry off the sweat with which you were soaked at the very idea of working out in this humidity.
4. Wonder whether, if you lie here long enough in a sweaty t-shirt, you're going to start to become mildewed.
5. Wonder whether the answer to these and other questions might lie at the bottom of a dry martini.
6. Wander downstairs to make one.
7. Lather, rinse, repeat.
8. Start to surf various blogs. Become appalled by the bad grammar, specious reasoning, and general miasma of self-congratulatory fatuousness.
9. Decide to correct some of these flaws with some gentle advice. Decide that gentleness sucks. Correct all these and many other mistakes with great vigor, chastising sundry wrong-thinking miscreants, insulting their persons and their mothers' chastity or lack thereof.
10. Blog about it.
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