Sunday, August 31, 2008

An open letter to Madonna

Dear Skeletor:



I'm taking my kids to see you in concert on October 26th. I realize you're English now and might not remember, but that's very close to Halloween. My daughter is a sensitive child who has been known to have nightmares.

So Madge, do me a favor; eat a bagel. Or two. And put the weights down. I'm begging you.

Because this is not a good look



for a girl. And you're almost there. Except in drag.

xxx,
Poppy

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