But in case you forget--again--I'm sure your mother will be touched to receive a thoughtful Mother's Day greeting card from someecards.
Something truly heartfelt and touching, like this card, will make her realize you fully understand all the sacrifices she made in bearing you, nursing you, and bringing you up.
Meanwhile, because I'm not satisfied with a greeting card, not even a funny one, I demand to be given this:
And I don't care if it breaks the "no gifts that plug in" rule.
It's CUTE. I WANT IT. GIMME.
p.s. Unfortunately it's manufactured by an English company and has the wrong kind of plug, so it won't work in America. Stupid Brits! Between the way they screw around with the language, drive on the wrong side of the road, play cricket, and talk with those irritating, "I'm-so-much-smarter-than-you" accents, I say it's time to start Revolutionary War II: Colonial Backlash!
Or not. Just give me all your Cadbury--the good stuff, not that shit you export--and I'll go away quietly.
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