Cookies baked: 84
Valentines assembled: 46
Parties attended: 1
Compliments upon new red suit received: 5
Uncomfortable pointy-toed shoes worn: 2
Cups of tea drunk: 1
Tea sandwiches consumed: 2
Glasses of champagne swigged: 1
Roses received: 12
Chocolate received: 0
About that last one?
Heads.
Will.
Fucking.
Roll.
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