Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia

First, see the movie:

Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia

Then, read the book:

Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon,
Call Parnell, just to see how he's doin'.
"Hello"
"What up, Parn?" "Yo, Samberg what's crackin'?
You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
NARNIA! Then it's happenin'
But first my "hunkin' legs??" are stickin' like duct tape
Lets hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes
Yo, That ba-ker-eees got all the bomb frosting
I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling

TWO, no SIX, no TWELVE, BAKERS DOZEN
I told you that I'm crazy for the cupcakes, cousin.
Yo, Where's the movie playin?
Upper West Side, dude
Well let's hit up Yahoo Maps to find the dopest route-
I prefer Map Quest
That's a good one too
Google Maps is the best,
True, dat--double true
68th and Broadway, Step on it sucka
What'cha wanna do Chris?
SNACK ATTACK MOTHERFUCKER!

It's the Chronic WHAT? -cles of Narnia
Yeah, it's the Chronic WHAT? -cles of Narnia
We love that Chronic WHAT? -cles of Narnia
Pass that Chronic WHAT? -cles of Narnia

Yo, stop at the deli; the theater is over priced
You got the backpack?
Gonna pack it up NICE
Don't want security to get suspicious
Mr Pibb and Red Vines equals CRAZY delicious
Reach in pocket, pull out some dough
Girl acted like she never seen a ten be'fo
Its all about the Hamilton's baby
Throw the snacks in the bag
and I'm Ghost like Swayze

Roll up to the theater
"Ticket buyin is what my handle is ???"
You can call us Aaron Burr from the way we're droppin' Hamilton's
Parked in out seats, Movie trivia is the 'illest
What Friends' alum starred in films with Bruce Willis?
We answered so fast is was SCARY
Everyone said "awww" when we screamed "Matthew Perry."
Now quiet in the theater room, it's gonna get tragic
We're 'bout to get taken to a dream world of magic

Its the Chronic WHAT? -cles of Narnia
Yea, its the Chronic WHAT? -cles of Narnia
We love that Chronic WHAT? -cles of Narnia
Pass that Chronic WHAT? -cles of Narnia

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