Today is Sweetest Day.

Would somebody be kind enough to tell me--WHAT THE HELL IS SWEETEST DAY?

I've always figured it was Valentine's Day's half birthday. Although I just counted on my fingers and the math doesn't work out.

But why the hell am I being guilt-tripped into buying somebody something?

Actually, I just did a search on it and found the answer. Which I won't bother to discuss. It's actually pretty uninteresting, and anyway, you can always find it yourself. God bless Internet search engines, right? It's great--you don't have to know anything anymore--as long as you have internet access, you can find out your answer and then forget it. Which is exactly what I just did.

--P.