NaBloPoMo 24: I Try to Behave Myself

Today was spent trying to crawl back onto the wagon. This is not because I've become oh-so-virtuous. It's because my patented "Pie to a Thousand Places Diet^TM" became an impossibility after I ate the last half-slice at some point after dinner last night.

Yes, that was four, count 'em, four slices of pie IN ONE DAY.

So now, it's back on program. Time to bring out the tried and true friendly foods. Among which I count

Orville Redenbacher's microwave popcorn


Quaker Weight Control instant oatmeal

zapped the normal way, but with the addition of about a half a cup of frozen blueberries


or raspberries

and some low-carb, high fiber wraps to hold slices of turkey breast, shredded lettuce, sliced cucumber, and homemade cranberry relish.

And lots of water.

And not quite so many glasses of wine.

There. I hope you're satisfied.