I don't usually bother with people who are only celebrities because they've had babies. I mean, I don't really feel like feeding the whole Dionne Quintuplets media beast.
But today I couldn't resist.
That person with the lady parts and the beard--no, not the one from the traveling circus
the one from the media circus
is having another baby.
Now, a better woman would rise above this sort of material.
Which is, of course, why I clutched it to my heaving bosom and thanked my lucky stars that the story broke yesterday.
So tell me. Is this story as weird as I think, and should Barbara Walters be ashamed of herself for being a shameless panderer of titillating tidbits, and if I call her up and ask her really, really nicely, would she give me pandering lessons?
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