The downside of artiness

Here's the problem with including pictures: sometimes mine come out pretty bad.

How bad?


"This bad?"


"Just so you know, I'm not eating the microphone."
See, I was trying to catch the wonder that is the 77 year old Carmen Dell Orifice,


but the flash made her look harsh, overly made-up, and gray.

Whereas shooting without a flash left her looking blurry.


Although at least the blurry pictures convey more of her beauty, grace, and sense of fun.

"How do I stay young? Well, for one thing, I have a lot of sex."

Everyone adored her.

It was as if our guardian angel of style had dropped in for lunch.